The Kid N’ Ewe Inc. Aims to Become Virally Infectious Before Launch

HENDERSONVILLE, N.C. - Aug. 19, 2014 - PRLog -- The Kid N Ewe is quickly approaching its September 1st website and t-shirt collection launch date, which can only mean one thing: It’s time for them to put their months of business-minded conditioning to the test.  Unfortunately, since our society lacks the dystopian framework to allow such promotional tie ins as “Death Bike Race” and “Murder Ball of Yarn”, they have decided to do it the old fashioned way, with good ol’ subliminal messages through the aide of social media.

“Followers of the Eweniverse, you need not concern yourselves with the everyday issues that surround us as a society.  Our Facebook page (/thekidnewe) and Twitter account (@thekidnewe) will do that for you.  They will not overlook the daily ironies and absurdities of our actions and routines, and they will not ignore a sense of humor directed at these everyday occurrences.  What our Facebook page and Twitter account will do, however, is bring a sense of purpose and belonging to your lives, ” commented Addie Singleton, Supreme Founder of The Kid N’ Ewe, and lifelong friendship companion of Master Illustrator, Will Pacheco. “Followers of the Eweniverse, it is your duty to ‘like’ and ‘share’ our Facebook posts.  It is your duty to ‘retweet’ or messages that max out at 140 characters and hashtag thekidnewe, unless we come up with a catchier hashtag.  Most importantly, Followers of the Eweniverse, it is your duty to accept, without individual thought, the words our social media sites produce as truth.”

“Followers of the Eweniverse must also follow our Tumblr account (thekidnewe).  We are not quite sure what that is, but as it is with all things in the Eweniverse, it is truth,” commented Master Illustrator, Will Pacheco. “Art of the Eweniverse creates unity among individuals.  Unity among individuals creates the need to embrace social media.  Therefore, Art of the Eweniverse creates the need to embrace social media.  Hypothetical syllogisms, as it is with all things in the Eweniverse, are truth.”

“Instagram too, we think… or not.” Supreme Founder, Addie Singleton, concluded.

While the the debut of The Kid N Ewe website is still set to be launched September 1, 2014, The Kid N’ Ewe will become active on social media sites Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr on Monday, August 25, 2014. “We’re looking forward to exploring the social media landscape and the opportunity to interact with potential followers of the Eweniverse in the week leading up to the launch of our website and part one of first t-shirt collection, ‘Fun Time Buddies’. We would like to acknowledge Peppermint Media, and Jennifer Stavros, for all the great work they’ve been doing developing both our website and social media.  We would also like to acknowledge Graham Mew and ASG Strategies for their patience while attempting to teach us how business works.”

About The Kid N’Ewe

The Kid N’ Ewe, Inc. exists to embrace the child within everyone, with fun loving, whimsical and satirical looks at life, accessible to all ages despite our use of nostalgia and pop culture. This is done through our products, showcasing the characters that live in our Eweniverse.  We take pride in providing the best products and customer service available. We hope you’ll come and meet the Kid N’ Ewe.

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