McDonald’s Buffet Not Coming to Durant, but Guess What Is

DURANT, Okla. - July 28, 2014 - PRLog -- An all-you-can-eat McDonald’s buffet is not coming to Durant, but Fiber Internet is. It’s called Fiber Now from family-owned Cherokee Communications. By “it,” we mean fiber Internet, not the fabled McDonald’s buffet.

Even though a McDonald’s buffet is a delicious idea, we’re not in charge of those types of decisions. We are, however, in charge of bringing the world’s fastest internet and latest tech to the good people of Durant, Oklahoma.

“While the thought of paying an entry fee to access a bellyful of Big Macs sounds nice, fiber Internet actually exists,” wrote this copywriter in the voice of an unnamed local.

Locals wanting more information on Durant’s fastest internet should visit www.stopthebuffering.com.

Anyone wanting more information on a McDonald’s buffet in Durant should Google search “unicorns,” “Wilford Brimley” and “gastric bypass.” Kids, get your parents permission.

Family-owned Cherokee Communications is the provider for Fiber Now and is in no way related to the McDonald’s corporation other than the fact that we eat there occasionally. It is delicious. Just mentioning the word McDonald’s, which is a trademark of the McDonald's corporation, makes us crave their french fries.

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