PRLog (Press Release)
- Feb. 7, 2014 - DENVER --
Zhitkur Roswell Records is pleased as punch to release a three single collection by Denver DIY Music Artist, the laziest man in show business, the least popular music artist of ALL time : Mike Colin. "After a complete floppola at Island Def-Jam Digital Distribution and unadultered underachievement by Mike Colin LLC, ZRR is stupified to be releasing this sure to fail mega-single by the mile high city's master of maladroit. That is if you're thinking inside the box in terms of what rock and roll stardom is and means. If you're thinking Gene Simmons you are WAY off, if you lean more towards Lou Reed then welcome to the club fellow traveler." Bonifacio Digitale is beside himself with both angst and excitement as he prowls the floor of his 17th story Cheesman Park luxury apartment. "Mike does it for NO OTHER REASON than he wants to !! Let that sink in...25 years...maybe the most success is selling 500 tickets a few times and 1000 CD's or 10,000 digital singles or being downloaded free 500,000 times. There is NO Tonight Show, there is NO Conan, NO Jimmy Fallon, NO SNL...they treat him like he does not exist...but still he soldiers on! Why? Because he does it to be a better songwriter, not to be a pop culture icon. He is an artist, not an entertainer.And NO ONE has been more imitated! The public does not know! From Rage Against the Machine to the Flobots, from Kanye West to Damon Alban...Mike has had an impact on the popular music of the 1990's, the 2000's and now the 2010's!"