Follow on Google News News By Tag Industry News News By Location Country(s) Industry News
Follow on Google News | Leaping Lanny Poffo Has Signed With Solstice PublishingAvailable in Ebook on Amazon or Solstice Publishing Wrestling with Rhyme.Have a glimpse into the poetic soul of "The Genius" of the World Wrestling Federation. Excerpt: (Disregard any formatting issues this post has caused) HULKAMANIA When the Hulkster hits the ringThat’s when it hits the fan A nuclear explosionFrom a modern Superman There never is an empty seatThey line up in the rainNot even Halley’s CometCould make the fans refrain In the magic of the momentWhen the action gets intenseKids from 6 to 86Are raptured with suspense There has never been a heroOf such magnitude beforeHe’s been the champ for three years nowAnd here’s to many more! The Living LegendOnce upon a wrestling ringBut not so long agoMr. Bruno SammartinoWas the only name to know He stood up to Buddy RogersAnd then “nature boy” went downLess than 60 seconds laterSammartino wore the crown He’s the real “Italian Stallion”That’ The Living Legend lives againFor every single fanHe’s on the microphone each weekRight next to Vince McMahon Brutus the Barber Just look at “Luscious Johnny V”You know why he’s a flop?His “Dream Team” has to pay their duesAt “Beefcake’ End
|
|