Future President of the United States of America, Malachi Andre Lane

Oct. 19, 2012 - PRLog -- Good Afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen,

  When King Kong walks, people shake. The public ran when they heard his growl. As the giant sleeps, all are on alert. My name is Malachi Lane, and I am running for Mayor of New Hope Christian Academy, and I am asking for your vote. Like King Kong, I want to be a presence that you will never forget. I will leave my footprint in the sand of time.

 What are my qualifications? My record speaks for itself. As a graduate of Harvard Pretend University with a Doctorate of Political Science X Box 360, I will use my expertise to conquer problems of our environment. I have eleven years of being king of my jungle, so give me a chance to lead New Hope. I am a family man, and I will travel to New York to protect my loved ones.

  The struggles of students and teachers are always on my mind. If I am elected Mayor, I will focus on three main issues. The issues are School Systems, Crime, and Pollution. Our past President Clinton once stated, “For me, the American Dream is not a slogan. It has been a way of life.” My American Dream is for people in New Hope to live in an environment that is crime free, pollution free, and children can attend school feeling safe and free.  If you commit the crime, there must be time. Law will become tougher under my administration, and victims will have a decision in the fate of the criminal.  For example, the family of the victims may decide to be part of the jury process.  There will be laws passed that will pay people to keep their yards clean. Citizens will be fined if they are caught polluting the city. “Cleanliness is next to Godliness.” Finally, there will be money issued to the city to repair and make all schools look beautiful. I will personally pass a law that pays teachers more for their services. Students who attend school all year without being absent, or late will receive a nice gift. I (Malachi Lane) will veto any law that demands too much homework. Home is for the family, and school is for students to work. Parents shouldn’t carry their work home, and students shouldn’t carry their work home. There will be no weapons allowed on the school grounds.

There are so many young people growing up in this country today who can't count on this American Dream.  In conclusion, Peter Jackson directed and decided to do a remake of a 1930 classic, King Kong. The question that is in the back of everyone’s mind is why remake King Kong? After all, is there anyone on this planet who doesn’t know how the story ends? The next question is why vote for Malachi Lane? The answer is that I will fight for justice, peace, more pay, less crime, less pollution, better schools, and less homework. I am telling you all how my story will end. At the end, King Kong died fighting and protecting what he loved and believed in. Malachi Lane will fight until the end, because I believe in you.


By the way, Mr. Lane made A+***********