For the latter sorts, a holiday destination during the Olympics needs to be considered carefully. Because, let’s face it, pretty much every hotel has a TV, and pretty much every TV will be showing the Games at some point. So, short of climbing Everest or deep-sea diving for two weeks non-stop, where can one go to escape this brouhaha? Long-haul specialist Holidaysplease.co.uk has the answers:
(GENUINELY) ‘NO NEWS, NO SHOES’ HOTELS
Various Maldives hotels operate a ‘no news, no shoes’ policy. This refers to their remoteness and laid-back attitude, but doesn’t always correlate to a complete absence of CNN. But the Coco Palm Dhuni Kolhu and Soneva Fushi resorts stick more honourably to the ethos: while turning up to dinner barefoot is more than okay, asking someone to turn on the 100m semis really won’t go down well...
Coco Palm Dhuni Kolhu, Maldives
To avoid tellies at this Maldives bolthole, you need to spend… less! For while the top-level Sunset Lagoon Villas come with TVs, the cheaper villas and rooms do not, leaving you ample time to enjoy the house reef, sheltered lagoon, sundecks and champagne breakfasts, and with some bonus dosh to boot. TVs can be hired at cost, and there is Wi-Fi connectivity – but surely you wouldn’t go 5,000 miles away only to watch trampolining on a stop-start internet stream? Would you?
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Soneva Fushi, Maldives
Keep it to yourself, but Soneva Fushi’s Rehendi rooms do actually have TVs: but they’re hidden, and only your butler will know where. If you really must know how the BMX trials are going, he can probably be persuaded to spill the beans but, otherwise, the only cycling you’ll experience will be in using the resort’s ancient bikes to negotiate the local dirt tracks. That’s part of a stringent eco-policy: as much as it’s divine, Soneva Fushi is environmentally-
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(MOSTLY) NO TVS
Less a policy this time, more a fact: these equally remote, equally paradisical boltholes make getting access to the outside world extremely hard. That means that the best option is simply to forget about emails, events and equestrian results, and switch off.
Rockhouse, Jamaica
Stretched across eight tropical acres beside the wonderfully-
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Rosewood Little Dix Bay, Virgin Gorda, British Virgin Isles
Another super-luxury slice of Caribbean real estate, Little Dix Bay again eschews TVs in favour of non-electronic activities. Once more there are hire-able TVs, but only for viewing movies – so you can watch films, but not fencing (unless it’s The Mask of Zorro). And while there is Wi-Fi, won’t the cocktail cruises, boat hire and private beach dinners provide you with enough to do? Or the fitness centre and sumptuous spa? Or the option of beach-drops at seven of Virgin Gorda’s best coves? Surely all those attractions are better than watching the women’s triple jump? Or indeed the men’s triple jump?
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ENDS – 26 June 2012
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