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From the Dog’ s Mouth Barks, Yelps & Growls About Politics, Jackasses and Blowhards and more!

When a seventy-something astrologer, well-known for his razor-sharp intuition,decides to get his first dog, he is in for the surprise of his life. You see, this fox terrier turns out to be a healer and a mind reader.

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From the dog's mouth
From the dog's mouth
PRLog (Press Release) - May 1, 2012 - Mr. Darby, a 3-year-old Wire Fox Terrier and intuitive healer from Sedona, Arizona, told his Daddy he wanted to write a book about how a four-legged animal sees the two-legged world. From politics to religion to some of the culture's silly characters—like Charlie Sheen—and the nominees running to be the Republican candidate for President, Mr. Darby has a definite spin on who we are as a people who say and do a lot of stupid things.

When his published Daddy and Mr. Darby began to read one another's mind, the dog barked a solid condition for writing: "Dada, you will write what I tell you to write or there will be no book!"

Not only do humans get a rough ride from this terrier from a long line of champions, he roughs up his owner, whom he calls Il mio papa, Il principe, Dada and Daddy and a few less flattering names.

"Rick Perry's blue jeans are so tight he needs a boyfriend." —Mr. Darby

"Sorry, Dada. I just did a poo on your million-dollar Persian rug." —Mr. Darby

"Get off your big butt and let's go for a longer walk."  —Mr. Darby

"Two-leggeds are selfish, greedy and a bunch of big ole crybabies."  —Mr. Darby

"Rick Santorum is a dictator who thinks he's the Pope." —Mr. Darby

This is not a creepy-crawly, lovey-dovey, AKA-approved dog book. This is the world according to a canine who makes definite distinctions between a two-legged and a four-legged world. It will amaze you how wise—and courageous—he is, especially since he is dependent upon Dada to feed him, fill his water bowl, and give him enough of the delicious treats Mr. Darby craves.

From the Dog's Mouth—Barks, Yelps and Growls About Politics, Jackasses and Blowhards, Religion, Christians and Jews, My Chosen People, Gays, Straights, Charlie Sheen, Joy Behar and Anything Else I Want To Yak About
—Fast Pencil, Publisher, April 21, 2012

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Email:  frommisterdaryby@gmail.com  (mailto:frommisterdaryby@gmail.com)
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