Zoologists have discovered 27 rare, exotic gorillas and are bringing them to Chicago for a very limited-time exhibition. The species have yet to be identified, but according to scientists, "they are extremely unique and have an incredible ability to communicate in ways never before seen."
Steve Olsher, curator of the exhibition, made the announcement at a press conference early Sunday morning in front of the Lincoln Park Zoo attended by journalists from more than 70 countries. "We are thrilled to bring such amazing beings to Chicago and share their singular talents with those fortunate enough to secure tickets."
The gorilla's male leader, known as Yaj Nosnivel, has apparently developed a language understood by a select few but, when implemented, has the power to create unparalleled results. For example, several of Yaj's protegees have reportedly been able to sell bananas to other gorillas.
Head scientist, Larry Michel, believes that Yaj has "broken new ground, the likes of which we've never seen before. Attendees will be among the few in the entire world who will be able to witness this phenomenon first-hand."
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