Global Conspiracy Revealed in Hilarious New Release

Dec. 9, 2011 - PRLog -- After discovering his ability to control time, Cranston Staigne embarks with his cohort Tom on a drunken escapade from Cambodia to the Holy See. The pair, soon embroiled in a global conspiracy, commit numerous crimes, evade authorities, and cheat death. It’s magnificent decadence and dereliction as they explore unlimited power and unrepentant failure.  Treachery, felony, and dereliction, ahoy!

ISBN 978-1-936222-97-1

About the Author
"You can't swing a stick in any bookstore today without knocking over at least a dozen books about wizards or vampires. Sometimes, you hit people with that stick, which is unfortunate and regrettable. To mitigate the inevitable negative outcome should this occur, make sure not to sharpen any stick you may in the future be inclined to start swinging around in bookstores. Also, every day there are fewer bookstores around in which to swing sticks, thanks to the internet.

Back on topic, I can guarantee that there are no wizards or vampires in my writing. Just action, violence, dark humor, and some rocking good times."

Mr. Haustrumerda is a former U.S. Navy submariner and current author, brewer, submarine pirate, and derelict. His debut novella, "Tall Tales of Felony and Failure", has recently been published by Wild Child Publishing.

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Tall Tales of Felony and Failure is published by:
Wild Child Publishing  
PO Box 4897
Culver City, CA 90231
310-721-4461
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