New World Record is Set as Chicago Woman makes it to "-BILLIONAIRE" in under 2 minutes.

June 21, 2010 - PRLog -- Lana Ewing, former unemployed taxi driver, yesterday became the world's fastest "-BILLIONAIRE".   Although no one seems to know how much she's now worth, Lana became one the thousands of new DASH-COM domain names holders to stake her claim in cyberspace.

Lana refused to be beaten by adversity when she accidentally destroyed her taxi cab after reversing it into Mike Trump's two day old Rolls Royce. Taking matters into her own hands, Lana became the latest convert to DOTNOTE. Says Lana, "Now, if you want to find me (and if I want to talk to you), you need only checkout my new website "lucy-billionaire" or "billionaire-com"

Friends and family were ecstatic. At the Four Seasons Hotel last night, her brother Renaldo was heard to say "For the first time, the cheques are on Lana and we aren't paying". However, Lana's bank manager has since disagreed and the family are now having a garage sale.

This story does have a happy ending as after a very difficult meeting with her bank manager and a visit to Mike Trump in intensive care, Lana published a full apology on both her websites.  The upshot of all this is that Lana and Mike are now an item and they'll be getting married at a huge bash next year in the Paris Hilton.  Fortunately, Mike says that neither Lana (nor Lana's family) will have to pay for the wedding, Mike’s new wooden leg, all his plastic surgery or his fab new V8 electric wheelchair.

So, get with the programme and you too could be living in luxury on holiday in Hawaii for next 20 years. Go to www.dotnote.com, join the growing band of converts and get there FIRST!

About DOTNOTE:

DOTNOTE specializes in providing the widest range of fully personalized Internet domain names through its global infrastructure.

In an overcrowded and overpriced Domain Names market with nearly 200 million, mostly forgettable, DOT Domains already registered, isn't time you tried a DASH-COM?

DOTNOTE announced today that it has linked up with other ISPs such as DASHWORLDS and SPOILTCOW (Also accessible via DOTWORLDS) to offer the newly released "DASH-COM domains to the public totally free.  The very best in Internet and website addresses are available again.

For further details please see website www.dotnote.com

ADD: DOTNOTE announced today that it has linked up with other ISPs such as DASHWORLDS and SPOILTCOW (Also accessible via DOTWORLDS) to offer the newly released "DASH-COM domains to the public totally free. Previously unheard of names such as "global-com" and "radio-net" can now be registered.   The very best in Internet and website addresses are available again.

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About DOTNOTE:

DOTNOTE specializes in providing the widest range of fully personalized Internet domain names through its global infrastructure.

In an overcrowded and overpriced Domain Names market with nearly 200 million, mostly forgettable, DOT Domains already registered, isn't time you tried a DASH-COM?

DOTNOTE announced today that it has linked up with other ISPs such as DASHWORLDS and SPOILTCOW (Also accessible via DOTWORLDS) to offer the newly released "DASH-COM domains to the public totally free. Previously unheard of names such as "global-com" and "radio-net" can now be registered. The very best in Internet and website addresses are available again.

For further details please see website www.dotnote.com