In the largest, most comprehensive study of its kind - or so we are guessing - Multiverse Labs has concluded:
Never turn your back on your dog
The results of our research are displayed in 181 images and documents that are cross-referenced and available to the general public and members of the media here:
http://www.drawthedog.com
For example, in a startling case documented today, a dog in Colorado locked her owner out of the house in sub-zero temperatures:
http://drawthedog.com/?
Or take the case of three dogs, including a mixed breed Pitbull, who prevented a family from sitting on their own furniture:
http://drawthedog.com/?
In Detroit – already struggling with crime and poverty – another dog systematically looted his owners’ possessions:
http://drawthedog.com/?
We have seen the worst of the worst. Dogs who shred furniture, conspire with cats to knock food off kitchen shelves, and even a Great Dane who ate a birthday cake hidden on top of a “too tall” refrigerator:
http://drawthedog.com/?
With 74 million dogs now infiltrated across the United States and countless more around the globe, the problem is only getting worse. If you are not careful, dogs will invade your yard and dig up your flowers, not to mention get muddy paw prints all over your back door and windows.
We’ve seen the worst of the worst, and cards and letters keep pouring in every day.
Please spread the word. It’s okay to pat a dog or feed him or her biscuits, but – please, please, please – don’t turn your back. Ever.
