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Commotion in Hollywood over Manneken blog launch

Celebrities are split on how to react to the new blog Manneken News Flasher. Spielberg is said to be up in arms, while many actresses are welcoming the new publication.

 
 
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PRLog - Mar. 30, 2010 - Our guest columnist from the Los Angeles Daily Psychopath  Miss Helon Kokaine is sending us minute-by-minute  reactions from Hollywood concerning the pending launch of the new blog - Manneken News Flash. At a hastily arranged, emergency press conference today, Steven Spielberg warned that “this blog might mean the end of entertainment as we know it.” He said that “this man Morgan is ethically-challenged and, moreover, has smelly feet.” Waving his arms hysterically, Spielberg ranted  that “Morgan posed a danger to fragile thespians, who are highly susceptible to cream-cheese.” He cautioned that many more stars could end up in rehab as a result. A representative of the Church of Scientology who was present, said that all stars would now not be allowed out after dark and certainly not in their pajamas.

However, fellow director, Quentin Tarantino, who was at the pre-launch showing, lent his support, saying that the blog ran like a “thrilling tale of debauchery, wanton violence and fresh carrots.” He was followed by others like Britney Spears who sent the blog best wishes and a parcel of her knickers, saying “Have these, I don't need them anymore.” She was quickly followed by her close friend Berlin Motel, (now Paris Hilton), who added “ I have the rest of them.” Elsewhere, Disney denied rumors that Hanna Montana would be leaving the entertainment giant and joining the blog soon. Morgan is said to be on the verge of signing a big contract with Brad Pitt's beard, which will become a love partner for his pet goat. Finally, Madonna send an email saying “ I just love Brits, shag me!”

For news of reactions from world political, business and religious leaders follow
http://manneken-news-flasher.blogspot.com/

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