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March 10, 2010 - PRLog -- Email Marketing Bear makes converts out of pseudo religious imbiber-leaders

03.10.2010 – Waltham, MA. -The Religious Collective of Email Marketers a leading global religious collective specializing in email marketing, today announced that they have done the impossible—they’ve befriended a wild animal, commonly feared by man, animal and small business marketers—the ferocious Email Marketing Bear.

The Collective, headed by “A Priest” and “A Rabbi” who walk into a bar, regularly discuss the benefits of email marketing as it pertains to small business owners. They discuss the many benefits over cocktails, but do not encourage drinking and email marketing or drinking while email marketing.

So-called industry experts peg ferocious bears as being the antithesis of docile, as being dangerous and incapable of being tamed, in other words, untamed beasts.

“So-called industry experts know ‘jack’ about email marketing,” said A Priest, president, the Collective. “And they know ‘jill’ about ferocious bears,” said A Rabbi, COO, the Collective and master of horrendous puns. “And they know ‘squat’ about email marketing as a panacea for making ferocious bears docile,” said both A Priest and A Rabbi.

“Bears like easy and affordable ways to communicate with customers,” said a once ferocious bear. “We also like email marketing.”

About The Religious Collective Email Marketers
The Religious Collective of Email Marketers is the recognized leader in nothing. They’re not even technically ordained and know little to nothing about religion; they can’t legally officiate weddings; they can’t perform exorcisms; they can’t conduct circumcisions, and they shouldn’t bestow advice. But they do know a lot about email marketing, especially as it benefits small businesses.

The Religious Collective of Email Marketers is headquartered in a nook within the offices of Constant Contact (much to the chagrin of Constant Contact).

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