Witchdoctor Offers $6,000,000.00 Job ... After You're Dead

Greensboro, North Carolina - Doktor Michael, a self-professed witchdoctor, is offering the opportunity for qualified individuals to earn up to $6,000,000.00 for their labor after death.
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Jan. 22, 2010 - PRLog -- Doktor Michael is claiming to offer a six year employment contract for qualified individuals to work after their death.  "I feel this is a much better offer than the one being advertised by that guy with the horns who hangs out at the crossroads,"  said Michael.  "In this case you only spend 6 years working for me as opposed to the rest of eternity for him.  However, the down side is that he guarantees fame and fortune in this life while my program delays this until after you cross over."

Doktor Michael, who refers to himself as an American Witchdoctor, is a shamanic entertainer, consultant, and teacher.  He presents bizarre tales and esoteric teachings that give participants a chance to question their realities.  Hand reading for business and personal success, aura reading, astral projection, and the proper use of prayer for goal getting are some of the topics he presents.  His tongue-in-cheek offer can be read in its entirety at his website: southernsorcery.com.
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