The Pine factory again has a new range,this time it is for children bedroom sets ,on offer is a bed with a heart or train carved out ,mattress, wardrobe, chest of drawers, and bedside chest. All the drawers have dovetail joints. It is a very beautiful range and at £749 there is a saving of £100.
I can tell you that when you see the bed you immediately feel like lying on it, it comes with a big cumfy mattress. Well, no one was around so I tried it out. Umm lovely ,very nice ,better than work at the Pine Factory. When I tried to get off the bed I felt something was trying to stop me. in fact there seemed something was in the mattress itself I felt a ridge and movement. 'What' I thought, this is a new range of childrens furniture and there is something in the mattress. I tried to roll off, but what ever was in the bed formed a mountain between me and the edge of the bed. I found a small saw on the floor of the pine factory, and started to saw through the cover, there was something long, green and crinkly inside, it was a CROCODILE and it was looking at me.
I started bargaining, I will be good for the rest of my life, I will give a reasonable percentage of money away, OKAY alot of money away. The Croc closed its eyes ,I jumped off the bed and started running. at first my legs would not move fast, they were jelly, but soon they responded , I ran , and ran . I changed my job to work in local government, I bought a tweed sports jacket, and never ever looked over my shoulder or slept on a cumfy mattress again
