Boy I am at the point whee I want to go and find a cave to live in, people are starting to constantly piss me off.
Now I am not a great big egghead genius or nothing but it is starting to seem like I don't know many un-dumb people anymore, if I ever did. I am up to my neck with people who are callbacks for the special olympics, I mean they aren't slow enough to make it on the team but if someone should happen to be unable to fulfill their duties, they may get a callback. Watch I will get 17 emails and comments telling me I put the comma in the wrong place but none telling me where the right place is. I am telling you, I am starting to be antisocial.
Can anyone tell me why the slower a person is the more sensitive they are? I swear if I have one more extended conversation about what I must have meant with another person, that person is going to hate me forever. And while we are at it, can I ask another question?
Why do moderately slow people not get sarcasm?
I was in my kitchen and someone asked me some obvious question and I answered sarcastically, they missed the sarcasm and ended up with hurt feeling. How is it possible to have so many slow people make it to adulthood? It seems like the majority would have been killed young by trucks and wall sockets. I am to the point where I am dumbing myself down to avoid apologies and axplanations, I wish some of these junior morons would smarten themselves up so I would not have to hear 10 times a month how foul Frasier is, or how boring Jeopardy is. Jeez b-o-b-b-y get a brain maybe.
You know what else I hate? I hate when you try do tell someone something that everyone over 13 knows and end up in an argument that always ends with you think you know everything or "well that's your opinion" I just shut up now because it really ain't no skin off my ass when the obvious outcome happens. And If any of you morons I have had these arguments with are reading this (fat chance) for the record there is no opinions in math you brain dead imbecile. Before I end this let me give an example or two.
*I once had an argument about a car that they said cost 19-9-99, that's how they described the price. I said well it had better be a clean ass 1989 volkswagon to cost dam near 20 thousand bucks. Come to find out after picking out bits and pieces of the argument that erupted, they was telling me the car cost 19 hundred and ninety nine and I was just being a know it all. Now I don't think I know it all but I am sure I know most of the numbers and 19-9-99 has 5 spaces ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands, how slow is you to not catch that? I'm through, but of course I am not.
*I got cursed out by my cousin at a cookout after the grill caught the garage on fire and I was dumb enough to bring back a bucket of warm water to put it out. Not only did she dump out the warm water and refill the bucket, at great expense to the garage, but had the nerve to tell everyone how stupid I was... And they agreed. I am through. Why is everyone so stoooooopid?
I gotta go pickup my wife from work. Husla3x (super-genius)
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