Seattle Company guarantees customers their Purchased Property prices to Gain in value.

Oct. 11, 2009 - PRLog -- PandemoniumRealEstate.com, the oldest Broker of properties in Hell, offers customers the unique opportunity to pick where they would like to reside for eternity by buying property in Hell before their arrival. Authentic deeds of ownership are provided for all properties that range in value from territorial views and water views to exclusive waterfront properties on the River Styx.  

“We are pleased to be offering these unique investments as an alternative to receiving property upon arrival.  Due to market forces making land in Hell more scarce, we are for the first time offering early investment allowing smart investors a chance to purchase for themselves or others, the land that suits their personality best.  Investing for a stray boyfriend of CEO will send a message of love that will last forever” Says owner David Cook.

Christian groups are already forming in opposition to making 'light' of the Biblical Hell.  "Selling land in Hell is just wrong" One objector was quoted as saying.  "No one should think that there's anything funny or nice about Hell, this is just disgusting..."

The website is a comedy based loosely on Dante's Inferno.  Customers are shown reasons for investing even in a down economy, descriptions of properties as well as a friendly welcome-to-the-neighborhood newsletter.  Products being sold are antiqued Deeds of ownership that come either framed or in scroll form tied with black ribbons.  Halloween sales are projected to be over a hundred thousand dollars.  


CONTACT:
Pandemonium Real Estate Inc.
David Cook CEO
Broker@pandemoniumrealestate.com
206-992-3503

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Oldest and Largest Purveyor of land in Hell. Purchase Land in Hell for yourself or others and have all loose ends wrapped up before your arrival. Concierge service whisks you through customs avoiding all the headaches, long waits and lines.