The world conquering Aussie touring outfit, the Chloe Hall Trio, are in disarray after sources have discovered that the Chloe McHall Trio have existed for many years in Scotland. In the shocking discovery, audiences around the world are demanding answers from the Aussie trio.
Are the Aussie trio authentic? What came first, the Chloe Hall Trio or the Chloe McHall Trio? Are the Chloe Hall Trio a thinly veiled cover band for the Scottish band? While the lyrics and songs seem to differ between the Scottish and Aussie trio, the similarities are striking.
In a statement to the press, the Aussie trio spokesperson, Chloe Hall, had this to say, 'We are the real deal. We've got no idea who these Scottish impersonators are, but we're kind of flattered. While it's highly unlikely I'll be singing songs about venereal disease anytime soon, I have the utmost respect for what the Chloe McHall Trio do. They've redefined the approach to 'bucket' percussion and I wish them all the venereal diseases in the world.'
For the full details go to www.chloehall.com.au.
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