Noel Gallagher has stated that his brother Liam and other band members had acted like bitches after he admitted he was a transvestite. Noel stated the band hand wanted him to have his own changing room and toilet after he admitted to being a transvestite called "Lola".
"I think they are Bitches after they way they have rejected me,and treated me like a sub-human"
Noels departing statement issued on the offical Oasis website:
“ Dearly beloved, it is with a heavy heart and a sad face that I say this to you this morning.
As of last Friday the 28th August, I have been forced to leave the Manchester rock'n'roll pop group Oasis.
The details of me being a transvestite are not important and of too great a number to list. But I feel you have the right to know that the level of verbal and violent intimidation towards me, my family, friends and comrades has become intolerable. And the lack of support and understanding from my management and band mates has left me with no other option than to get me cape and seek pastures new, I had asked them to call me Lola, but they laughed at me.
I would like firstly to offer my apologies to them kids in Paris who'd paid money and waited all day to see us only to be let down AGAIN by the band. Apologies are probably not enough, I know, but I'm afraid it's all I've got and I feel a right Bitch.
While I'm on the subject, I'd like to say to the good people of V Festival that experienced the same thing. Again, I can only apologise - although I don't know why, it was nothing to do with me. I wanted to go on stage dressed as Lola and ready to be brilliant. Alas, other people in the group weren't up to it.
In closing I would like to thank all the Oasis fans, all over the world. The last 18 years have been truly, truly amazing (and I hate that word, but today is the one time I'll deem it appropriate)
Now, if you'll excuse me I have a family,and a football team to indulge and put my make up on.
Thanks very much.
Goodbye."
Lola (Noel Gallagher)
The manager of the Noel Gallagher Fanclub stated "If Noel wants to appear on stage as Lola wearing a black and gold thong, we would still support him",
Ray Davies of the Kinks wrote Lola, and it was a hit for the Kinks in 1970.
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