Intolerant Hate Group Seeks Werewolf Deaths

PR Log (Press Release) – Jul 17, 2009 – A hate group calling themselves the Society for Humanity, or SFH, issued their first official statement to the press this morning. In it the group outlined a mission statement that included goals such as the destruction of all “Non Human Intelligent Species”, as well as making provisions for the future of humanity. The document also cited evidence that there was a build up of “unknown forces” that might represent a clear and present metaphysical danger to the human race.

The SFH is a relatively new organization that has been clouded in secrecy. Their leader is a man named Dr. Leonard Malcolm Cross, a former professor of chemistry and biology at the University of Arizona. According to the missive released this morning the purpose of the group is to oppose non-human intelligence in the battle for control of the earth. In the brief statement the group claims that there are a variety of creatures, most of which are generally thought to be mythical, which actually exist and which prey on humanity every single day. These creatures include such far fetched species as vampires, werewolves, demons, dragons, and fairies.

In general this statement has been met with derision amongst popular media outlets and government officials. However there is a small but strong contingent of people who are not willing to ignore the possibility of a threat from such unknown forces. In fact recent polling suggests that more than 40% of the population of the U.S. believes in vampires, and feels them to be a threat to their safety. Worldwide belief in such creatures is at nearly 60%.

Joseph Gambit, chairman of the League of Metaphysical Properties had this to say about the statement: “We may not have proof of the existence of such creatures, however hatred such as this is unhealthy whether we choose to believe in fairies or not. It is a poison that will get into the well of society and weaken us all.”

While the release did make claims of potential violence, no threats were made to any known existing organization, and all negative remarks were directed at creatures that most officials are unwilling to admit exist at all. Because of this no official action is being taken at this time, however the white house press secretary was quoted as saying “… we will be watching them from now on.”

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