Hijinx Declares Dividend Missing

June 10, 2009 - PRLog -- Hijinx, the funniest people on earth, announced a 7 cents per share dividend was misplaced when it was left in a pair of clown pants that went thought the washer.

"We are pleased to announce that if we do find the lost dividend it will be equally divided among the fictitious company's fabricated shareholders," said Fu Ling Yu, Hijinx Managing Director of Communications.

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Fiscal results for the time frame listed are indicative of the substantial capital expenditures that contributed to the overall synergistic relationship forged with key shareholders and employees without whom Hijinx would no doubt be reliant upon the kindness of strangers.