Hijinx, New York’s funniest party people announced today it seeking over 4 billion dollar in federal bailout funds. “We’re to funny to fail,” said company spokesperson, Anita Mann.
Hijinx was recently upgraded by the fictional Hijinx Debt Ratings agency after leaving a small stack of cash for it under the sink at Mel’s Diner. The funds are sought, not because of any revenue shortfall, but rather because the people at Hijinx prefer not to work.
While not begging Washington D.C. for handouts, Hijinx offers top quality party entertainment. Party planners all over New York rely on Hijinx for amazing magicians, funny comedians and wind-up teeth.
Hijinx also announced it’s agreement in principle to purchase some cheese. “This is a significant agreement for Hijinx as we’re quite fond of the stuff," said a hand puppet named Doug, Managing Director.
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