Hijinx.TV, today announced executive changes designed to strengthen its birthday buffoonery brigade worldwide and enhance management of its expanding wacky magician operations.
J.W. Hijinx II Promoted to Enterprise CIO
Mr. Hijinx, age 6, has been promoted to Hijinx chief information officer with enterprise-wide responsibility, a role previously held by a potted plant. The plant had held the dual roles of chief executive officer of Hijinx and the enterprise’s chief information officer since 2004. The plant will continue to report to Hijinx.
J.W. Hijinx II joined the Hijinx team in July 2008 as chief information officer of Hijinx Discount Clowns and Used Sandwiches. Before that, Hijinx spent over 18 years at Buffoonomat International, most recently as senior partner in their Rubber Chicken Practice where he was responsible for clients such as Chuckle’s Rubber Chickens, Inc. and Global Guffaw. Hijinx worked with these well-respected laugh retailers on a variety of initiatives, including the development of a cutting edge formula for Doggy Dunnit, a remarkable dog feces facsimile. As a member of Global Guffaw’s Irony Team, he focused on developing the world’s funniest joke, which failed to get even one laugh.
“This promotion recognizes Mr. Hijinx’s leadership role in the continued development and deployment of innovative, powerful business applications and the fact that his father, J.W. Hijinx senior owns the place.” said a bitter employee. “He has an exceptional understanding of our business model and plus, he knows all his father’s darkest secrets and has threatened to tell his mother.”
“At Hijinx.TV, we believe that our employees and corporate culture can drive extraordinary customer experiences across many channels anywhere in the world. Well, actually, we believe that saying stuff like that sounds really impressive to the mentally deficient and Wharton MBA’s,” said another fictitious employee.
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