Oprah Gains 57 Pounds Looks For Help From The Guesswork Diet

Jan. 13, 2009 - PRLog -- MIke Spenglish divulges the secret behind the Guesswok Diet .According to Mr. Spenglish, "Every one thinks dieting is hard, they think you have to count calories, eliminate certain foods and have an exercise plan in place to lose weight and look thin. People just don’t know the secret to looking good and feeling stupid. They don’t even understand the 2 most powerful forces in the universe– Guesswork and Dieting. I just combined the two and created the most sophisticated weght loss program available today.
Even Smart people guess,Edison guessed around 10,000 times, before he invented the light bulb.The problem is, we are all brought up to plan for the future. You plan your wedding, you plan birthday parties, you create travel plans and everyone plans to die at least once. The old rhetoric of you have to have a game plan to get anywhere in life is garbage. I'm here to tell you the complete opposite Let me ask you, do you think Albert Einstein knew what he was doing before he invented the whatever the hell he invented, OF COURSE NOT, after failing so many times and through the secret power of guesswork he finally created something – I’m thinking he helped invent the biggest guess of all time – The Theory of Relativity,and some idiotic math equation    E= mc2. But when all is said and done, a theory is just a guess derived from other guesses and without them the world wouldn't be as completely stupid as it is.." For his work on relativity, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921 and Mr. Spenglish is also looking forward to receiving a Nobel Prize for his work.

The Guesswork Diet has been a secret for a while now, only the top celebrities have been able to get their hands on it. The Guesswork Diet is so effective that the FDA try to ban it from being used in the United States, but after a long legal battle and millions in legal fees, the company, finally has been able to release the secret. Mike says, since Oprah has recently gained weight,  she has been contacting the company  trying to get a hold of  the guesswork diet .If she doesn't get a call back and depending on how overweight Oprah becomes, she may try and buy out the whole company,but Mr. Spenglish tell us" its not for sale, at any price, to anyone especially that fat pig Oprah". You can visit the official site at http.//guessworkdiet.com and get more information. Until then, The Guesswork Diet will be helping people lose weight without anyone ever knowing.

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