Gag Gift for The Times- Replacement Kit For People Who Have Lost Their Marbles

Dec. 14,2008- In today’s trying times it seems that everyone has “lost their marbles”. James Watts an ex-real estate executive has come up with the gift for such people “The Replacement Kit, for people who have lost their marbles”.
By: James T. Watts Jr.
 
Dec. 14, 2008 - PRLog -- In times like this a good laugh is what we all need and the Replacement Kit does just that. It comes with a complete set of playing marble and one shooter, packaged in a velvet bag and boxed in a high gloss gift box, with neon label declaring it a Replacement Kit. The kit sell for $9.00 plus shipping and handling.To make the gift even more personalize you can substitute “people” with a persons name, i.e. “ Replacement Kit  for David who lost his marbles” or “ Replacement Kit for Real Estate Agents who have lost their marbles” and sells for $9.95 plus shipping and handling.
This is a gag gift both the giver and receiver will get a good laugh out of. Inside there is a Limerick declaring the plight of the person who lost their marbles.

There was this person I knew, we'll call you. Who had lost their marbles, everyone knew this was true. But one special day came a knock at the door, which just could not be ignored. There lies a package, addressed specifically to you. This created a dilemma for sure, what were you to do? With great hesitation and delay, you tore into the package not knowing the price you would pay. There was a gift package that glimmered before your very eyes. A shiny black box with a neon label that announced to your surprise.

“Replacement Kit for People Who Have Lost Their Marbles”.

You had suspected it was true, but you didn't know what to say or do. Now the day has been saved, and in a soft satin pouch lays your lost marbles to have and to hold forever and a day!
Replacement Kit can be order online through e-bay by going to http://stores.ebay.com/Replacement-Kits-Gag-Gifts
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Source:James T. Watts Jr.
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