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Every day millions of dollars of time, energy and paper are wasted typing and printing long and inefficient names. Cher, on the other hand, is as efficient as can be which helps explain why her come backs look so effortless. Just imagine much energy the people of Turkmenistan could save if their current President Gurbanguly Berdymukhamedov shortened his name to Flipper. Thanks to a free online service from Renegade, the digital and guerrilla marketing agency, now anyone can make their long and wasteful name short and sweet. Says Drew Neisser, CEO of Renegade, "after saving 63.6% by shortening our name from Renegade Marketing Group this year we figured why not help the world realize these kinds of efficiencies."
The Eliminamer is extremely easy to use, providing a customized name based on a series of important questions about your parents, behavior in high school and of course, your favorite colors. With no patent pending on the Eliminamer users receive an official certificate upon receipt of their new name absolutely free.
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