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England's football team has been named the biggest waste of space EVER, in a new poll.The humiliating failure to even qualify for this summer’s Euro 2008 the first major tournament England has missed out on since the 1994 World Cup.
By: Geoff Nourse
 
Nov. 3, 2008 - PRLog -- England's football team has been named the biggest waste of space EVER, in a new poll.
The humiliating failure to even qualify for this summer’s Euro 2008 the first major tournament England has missed out on since the 1994 World Cup left millions of fans devastated. Steve McClaren’s multi-million pound players needed just a point from their last group game against Croatia to secure their place in Austria and Switzerland. But a shameful 3-2 defeat led to McClaren’s sacking and football fans across the country facing an England-free tournament. And the flop team which included Wayne Rooney, John Terry and Frank Lampard beat disgraced Babyshambles front man Pete Doherty to take the biggest waste of space top spot. Third in the poll, of 3,000 Brits is Prime Minister Gordon Brown whose Government many blame for the current credit crunch crisis, rising fuel and food prices and falling house market. A spokesman for storage product specialists www.BiGDUG.co.uk, who carried out the poll, said "I think the whole nation was left disappointed and felt let down when England failed to qualify for the Euro 2008 finals. This is reflected in the survey findings." "We aren't surprised by Gordon Brown's high entry either. British citizens have lost trust in his government and his constant dithering coupled with policy u-turns have made his tenure at the top an uncomfortable experience". "We conducted the survey to find out what people deemed a waste of space. As storage product specialists we try to minimise the floor space wasted by businesses across the UK ". Toilet roll covers were voted into fourth place while former Atomic Kitten singer Kerry Katona, who was recently declared bankrupt, is at five. The Eurovision Song Contest, which usually sees the UK languishing near the bottom of the table, came sixth, followed by glamour girl Jodie Marsh. Mayor of London Boris Johnson came eighth, just weeks after he was criticised at the Olympic handover in Beijing for accepting the flag with one hand, having his hands in his pockets and not buttoning up his jacket. Heiress Paris Hilton is at number nine while the salads sold by fast food chain McDonalds completed the top ten. Other celebrities to feature in the poll, include 19-year-old Peaches Geldolf, at number 15, who shocked the nation by marrying singer Max Drummey, just weeks after meeting him. Pop Star flops The Cheeky Girls are at number 17 while GMTV Host Fiona Phillips, who has just announced she is quitting her job on the sofa, is at number 30.

Top 50 wastes of space

1. England football team
2. Pete Doherty
3. Gordon Brown
4. Toilet roll covers
5. Kerry Katona
6. Eurovision Song Contest
7. Jodie Marsh
8. Boris Johnson
9. Paris Hilton
10. McDonald’s salads
11. Heather Mills
12. Mini roundabouts
13. Calum Best
14. Digital photo frames
15. Peaches Geldolf
16. The UK Independence Party
17. The Cheeky Girls
18. Personal number plates
19. Traffic wardens
20. Steve McLaren
21. Padded coat hangers
22. The Monster Raving Loony Party
23. Quilted toilet paper
24. Terminal 5
25. Danielle Lloyd
26. Cherie Blair
27. Big Brother
28. Fitness DVD’s
29. Potpourri
30. Fiona Phillips
31. Skimmed milk
32. Mini-disc players
33. Paul Danan
34. Lava lamps
35. Michelle Heaton
36. Highways agency motorway patrol
37. Dean Gaffney
38. Don’t Forget the Lyrics! show
39. The sport of curling
40. Paul Burrell
41. Mopeds
42. Shoe horns
43. Chantelle Houghton
44. Trouser presses
45. Christine Hamilton
46. Facial saunas
47. Sadie Frost
48. Teas maids
49. Keith Chegwin
50. Darren Day

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Source:Geoff Nourse
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