Orissa’s Tribute to India’s Freedom Fighters
My Fellow Countrymen…..and women
Today we stand here as one people, under the Indian sun to honour the burning State of Orissa as it proudly writes in blood, a new chapter in our rich and colourful Indian history.
Today, as a fitting tribute to the freedom fighters who gave their lives in the fight against British oppression, we celebrate the birth of an exciting new vision that we in Orrisa will proudly showcase to the world – a new India, a powerful India and an India at total unease with itself.
I have a dream – that has turned into a nightmare. And it is one, that I share with each and every one of you – yes, my dear countrymen, Mother India was in gravvvvve danger of being seen by the world as a boring, safe, friendly, beautiful, competitive and peaceful country. As sons of the soil, I ask you, how COULD we possibly stand by and let that happen? No! We could not and we DID not! The brave youth of Orissa ROSE to the challenge and today, thanks to their heroic work – the world has a new found fear of our great NATION!
My dear brothers…….and sistaars…The youth of Orissa have indeed done the country proud! Putting their very lives on the line, they fearlessly attacked and raped innocent nuns. Throwing caution to the winds, they bravely locked the doors of Churches and set the buildings ablaze using religion as a convenient excuse. Their selfless service to the nation is indeed worthy of praise! And praise is only what they will get!
Thanks to them, gone forever are the images of an Orissa rich in arts and crafts, banished forever are images of its cultural heritage, natural beauty and friendliness of its people. Who needs that kind of reputation?
What we need is what we now have! An Orissa, burning with the flames of communal hatred. We need an Orissa where tourists fear for their lives and foreign investors can rest assured that their money faces maximum risk! We need an Orissa where its once peaceful people will gladly and readily sacrifice their useless lives when we politicians ask them to do so.
We need an Orissa that we can call our own in so much as we can do what we want with it, when ever we feel like it. This is the true meaning of democracy and freedom that our forefathers gave their lives to secure for us, and our children!
My dear countrymen,,,and women, I have a dream, that one day….
India will stand up to the world and say….we are not keen to compete on the fields of business and sport. Not because we will not but rather because we CANnot!
I have dream that one day India will be CLOSED for tourism and investment! To the international community I say -- We don’t need your tourism and investment dollar. You can shove it!
I have a dream that each and every politician in India will openly have Swiss bank accounts and be able to legally accept kickbacks for short-changing the country.
I have a dream that a day will come that the word “India” will no longer stand for love, friendship and international brotherhood – but the word India will be synonymous with fear, terror and hatred!
I have a dream that one day this great nation will have a government by the rich, for the rich and to protect the rich – a government that will steal from the poor and guarantee poverty for the working masses!
To this end, like you, I too have made great sacrifices. Saving you from the evils of wealth, I have shouldered the heavy burden of storing your wealth in my own vaults overseas.
I have traveled to each and every country in the plush discomforts of private jets, lived in the world’s best hotels and brothels yes, I have suffered with great pain, the luxury of fine food, wine and foreign women all the while thinking..yes..i am doing this for the poor of my country!
It is in this very same spirit of sacrifice and love for you the poor working Indian, that I have personally designed my election manifesto and my party’s election symbol – the symbol of the middle finger, something every true red blooded Indian can and will identify with.
We are a simple people and this (show finger) is all that we expect from our leaders. I shall not disappoint you. In this coming election Vote for Pundit Peru, vote for the FINGER and I promise you that when I become your Prime Minister you will feel it, right where you need it most!
So today, my fellow brothers…and shistaars…may we unite in our cause for self destruction and so at the stoke of the midnight hour as the world sleeps, let us in the true spirit of modern India…. set fire to it.
Jai Hind!
