“Hijinx’s evolution from a party entertainment company that primarily booked comedians for private parties to a national entertainment resource for comedy, magic and variety acts is a phenomenal testament to the depth and breadth of the work that has been completed,” said Mr. Weaver, or someone who sounded just like him.
“For Hijinx, we could not have made a finer choice for the position of Executive Clown,” said Weaver who was channeled by séance. The dead Mr. Weaver continued, “Leslie J. Jiggly Pants the Clown comes to Hijinx with a long track record of parking violations, substance abuse and celebrity stalking. But trust me, he's funny."
The disembodied comedian said, "Jiggly has held various leadership positions in the world of extreme clowning and is an experienced buffoon, chuckle head, and lunatic. Formerly known as Jiggles in His Pants the Clown, his name was changed to the slightly less disturbing Jiggly Pants due to market pressures.”
Hijinx Entertainment looks forward to meeting with Jiggly, if in fact he exists. It is believed that Jiggly has been engaged throughout his career both domestically and internationally in issues of clown rights, social change, social justice and twisting those little balloon doggies.
