Mental Patients Create T-shirts!

PRLog (Press Release) – Mar 02, 2008 – At Altered States of America, we have just one real mission (besides sitting around in our underwear watching TV): creating original, witty, and thought-provoking shirt designs. OK, we're not feeding the poor in Calcutta or anything, but we've noticed that it seems to be harder for some people than others, and a lot of those people seem to work on the t-shirts that go up for sale at Wal-Mart or whatever. Go ahead, visit those shirt shops in the mall. Notice how you seem to see the same design over and over? How the printing or shirt quality is shoddy?  How only a few of them even raise a smile?

We here at Altered States of America have what we deem to be an indespensible quality for t-shirt design: sick, warped minds. That, plus a willingness to put our random psychotic episodes into graphic form, enables you, the consumer, to wear designs that can't be found in your local mall, printed on tagless, comfortable, quality shirts.

So, come on in and browse all you want. We pledge we won't hover over you or come by every 3 minutes, asking, "Can I help you?" to which you'll reply, NO ONE CAN HELP ME!! THEY'RE CRAWLING BEHIND MY EYES!!" Well, maybe that's just us. If you are sick of t-shirts, wear old sweaters, or are a nudist, we have a great selection of bumper stickers, hats, framed prints, posters and other merchandise that may just tickle your fancy. Not that we want anything to do with anyone's fancy.