PRLog (Press Release) –
Feb 27, 2008 – After an exhaustive, combined astrology-insurance study, Sexy Insurance! (http://www.sexyinsurance.com ) the leading social network for insurance industry super heroes, has determined that it is much more than pretty sure that the U.S. Navy's recent laser explosion of an old satellite will increase car insurance losses for insurance companies as space junk rains down on planet Earth over the next decade.
"I wish the Navy would have called our astrology team first," said Sexy Ins Interplanetary Specialist Virgil Wong, "we would have told them to shoot it down when it was over Hawaii where there are no cars.".
Nonetheless, Sexy Insurance! recommends car owners coat their cars with plastic, or at least saran wrap them for the next six months. Alternatively, car owners should set up motion detection devices that trigger the car to start and drive if something is zooming down at it from space.
Sexy Insurance LLC is a web 2.0 insurance company that was formed to distract and then take over (when it's not looking) the entire insurance industry by using tricks like social networks.