My fellow Citizens of the World, I call for TRUTH! The Days of Citizen running Honest Political Campaigns in order to Serve the Greater Good and Steer the Ship of Government in an Honest Fashion seem beyond us these poor days.
IN RESPONSE I have Risen to the Occasion, Laid Down the Sweet Honey-Butter and the Warm Bread-rolls, and setting aside my Cup of Honest Non-Alcoholic Beer, I shall be No Longer a Helpless Drooling Witness to the Grand Events of the Day, BUT I shall, In Fact, be RUNNING FOR THE OFFICE OF Governor of Ohio.
In these Days of Half-Truths, Quarter-Truths, Three-Sixteenths-
While, admittedly, You may NOT all know me, certainly not by sight, or in speech, it is ALSO TRUE that YOU DO NOT KNOW the OTHERS you have Been Electing!
If you Elect me, the being called only "William Howard Taft" then I assure you, I shall be Against both the "Tax and Spend" camp and the "Survival of the Fittest, kiss up to Big Business" camps!
Friends, I say this: 'Elect www.PopularParanoia.com's "WILLIAM HOWARD TAFT" AS GOVERNOR!
I shall accept NO contributions.
And I do say this unto you: Procrastinators, False senators, Wicked USERS OF THE PEOPLE BEWARE!
Even though you Shall Be a "collegue" within the Political Arena, I do ASSURE THE PEOPLE I shall NOT, In Fact, WAVE HELLO TO YOU IN THE HALLWAY, NOR, SHOULD YOUR ILL-GOTTEN GAINS OF THE PRIVATE CAR YOU HAVE BREAK DOWN, I SHALL NOT SHARE A TAXI WITH YOU, YOU RIDICULOUS CLOWN OF A Political Crony!
Remember: A Vote for WWW.POPULARPARANOIA.COM'S "William Howard Taft" is a Vote to a Person who will NOT Support The Government Use of Vile Character Assasination!
Vote for The Fat Man!
William Howard Taft
Editor, PopularParanoia.com
Hopeful Ohio Gubernatorial Candidate
