I speak of No Other Device that the Vile ALLIGATOR CLIP!
This simple device, a wire with an spring loaded toothed metal clip, designed to pass electrical current, can be attached to a device in a second or less by a well trained technician.
Uses for this EVIL Device are Legion! Wire taps, quick and dirty repairs by dishonest repair shops, TORTURE devices for the unlucky, perverted sexual acts, explosives...For all we know some horrible Dooms-day device can be created with this Simple Component, with NO ONE TO KNOW THE BETTER!
How many BOMBS have been made, How many TIMES has Grandma broken down on the highway, in the middle of a BLIZZARD, risking Death because of Faulty Repairs made by Alligator Clips ? How many Marriages have been destroyed by this device connected to a phone line ?
AT POPULAR PARANOIA WE SEE THE THREAT! WE SEE THAT ANY TOM, DICK, OR HARRY-THE-HATCHET CAN PURCHASE THIS ITEM AND ABUSE AND MIS-USE IT IN ANY WAY HE DESIRES, LIMITED ONLY BY HIS IMAGINATION!
Popular Paranoia calls for an IMMEDIATE Investigation by local and world governments. No honest person would DENY such a request, unless they have illicit uses for this device themselves.
